Archive for the ‘Misc’ Category

14 Sep 0

List of Things This Country Needs

#4 – Mandatory abortions for all pregnancies under the age of 18. Too many children are growing up on welfare in single family, single mother homes. This country is over populated as it is. We should have licenses to have children. Make sure the parents are fit to reproduce and are capable of raising a [...]

13 Sep 0

List of Things This Country Needs

#5 – Mandatory Public Executions. Pay per view events, etc. Less legal red tape for this.

10 Sep 1

MUG

MUG IS GOOD!

9 Sep 0

NHL

It’s almost time for Hockey season, and it’s been way to long. Soon the puck will drop, the ice will shine and the crowd will roar. I can almost hear the sweet sound of a slapshot. For those of you who aren’t hockey fans, you really need to give this beautiful game a chance. Do [...]

30 Aug 0

Jimmy

Oh, it’s about time we unleashed Jimmy onto the world wide web….and when he comes look out! Coming soon: www.jimmy-the-comic.net

18 Aug 1

An XBox 360 Hard Drive Debate

Knite (1:51:59 PM): the xbox hard drive thing is bullcrap bapenguin (1:52:05 PM): eh Knite (1:52:07 PM): the biggest trump card they had bapenguin (1:52:08 PM): the more I think about it bapenguin (1:52:15 PM): the more I think it’s a marketing ploy bapenguin (1:52:23 PM): all the press is now reporting the launch price [...]

8 Aug 0

Some Poetry

Now {Background music of Watermark by Enya} Don’t you see, we are here now. Don’t you feel, we are together now. Am I, the only one that is here? Don’t you see, it is us now, Don’t you feel, feel my touch now? Don’t you know, know that I’m here? I, I am alone, in [...]

6 Aug 0

Balloons

From the phone…hot hair balloons.

3 Aug 0

Another Glorious Day

Another glorious day in the business world. The sheer amount of boredom never ceases to amaze me. In fact…I’m so bored from the boredom, I’m actually have fun! Pretty neat paradox huh? You simply can’t help but laugh. The daily monotany since returning back to the “real” world from my out of body heavenly expierence [...]

2 Aug 0

You’re Still Here

Well, I’m impressed. You’ve lasted this long with pointless drivel and snap happy quick remarks. Phase 1 is complete. Onto Phase 2 SEBS is really a horrible disease. I currently suffer from it to no end. No amount of electronics or internet gadgetry seems to quench my thirst for these prizes. I buy and I [...]

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