I purchased a few new domain names to help promote co-op gaming some more. All of them land at a relevant Co-Optimus.com page.
Fuck you to the game publishers.
No seriously – go fuck yourself. Take your Quantum of Solace, Mirror’s Edge, Fallout 3, Red Alert 3, Sacred 2, LEGO Batman, Fable 2, Gears of War 2, Left 4 Dead, Little Big Planet, Resistance 2, and Call of Duty World at War and shove it up your butts. See if they fit. I bet they don’t do they? And guess what? They don’t all fit in the fucking Fall either.
I bet you didn’t know there are actually 12 months in the year – not 2. Yup, outside of October and November we have these great months like April, July, even February. All perfectly capable months. Months where I have plenty of time and money that I can purchase and enjoy your games.
My wife doesn’t even remember what I look like. My electric bill has doubled. Pepsi intake tripled. I’m a god damn video game playing machine sent from the future back in time with one purpose – to conquer the Fall gaming season. So far the Fall is winning.